He got turd degree burns.
William Shatner
It'll dim sum
It was hard to make a living.
because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
Throw in your washing.
Threw his hands up
They both went up in flames.
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Because he kneaded a poo.
He kneaded a poo
