What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.