What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.