What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.