What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.