Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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What do you call a valet from India?

Mahatma Coat

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.