Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Because they worship prophets!

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Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner