Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.