Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!