What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!