What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them