What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."