Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied