Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.