What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Neglect Jokes More Neglect Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.