What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.