What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.