What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.