What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.