What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.