What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"