Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.