What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West