What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.