Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea