Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Tan Gent Jokes More Tan Gent Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!