What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed