Alzheimer Disease Jokes

What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

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What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

New People Jokes More New People Jokes

Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.