Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.