Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.