Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!