Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"