Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.