Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.