Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.