How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.