How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7