How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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Being 5 foot 6

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I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .