Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's a three letter word for Hell?

DMV.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.