Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.