Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk