What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.