What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!