What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff