What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)