What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)