How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob