How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!