Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."