What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)