What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?