You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Fish
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Jesus
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
