What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !