My ears are burning!"
He was burnt at the steak.
They say the business is toast.
He Tractor.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
All the Mexicans have car insurance.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
A: Answering the stapler.
They herd it through the bovine.
Because they are both tail bearers !