What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"