Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!