Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians