Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon