Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers