Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."