What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.