What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.