What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Net Fish Jokes More Net Fish Jokes

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.