What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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www.AshleyMadison.com

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill