Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.