Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.