Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.