Grey Poupon Jokes

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What is the most common french saying?

nous abandonnons"

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.