What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out