What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.