What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out