Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !