What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu