What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich