What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"