What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.