Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Women Say the Darndest Things
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
I Apollo-gize"
Pardon me.
Standing on his head!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
About halfway across.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Giraffic.
Cause its feet smell.
