Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.