Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!