Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport