What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.