He fell out of the tree.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
A nun falling down the stairs
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Cut the rope.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
He fell off the palm tree
The Rake.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
