What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???