At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A crocodile. -You won !"
What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)
Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
A Coke-o-nut.
Picardi and coke
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
Because nothing is faster then Liecht!
He didn't know he had it in him.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
Would you like ketchup with your chips
Because they cant finish a race.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
They heard there was water at the end
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
